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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
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livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

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happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob
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emerythecissmasher:

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired


HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS TOO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE
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consultingt-rex:

turtlechampion:

Jensen and Jared out for a stroll
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captainpepperoni:

*burns eyes off* *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
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My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
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